My Body During My Period

Uterus: Oh it's time to wreak havoc again. Unleash the dogs of war! Let the cramping begin!
Me: Come now, lets be reasonable, there must be a better wa- Oh fuck, OUCH! SHIT!
Stomach: Oh, Oh, Oh I want ALLLLLLL the chocolate. Eat all the chocolate!
Me: But I don't have that much chocolate.
Stomach: "Chocolate flavored"... Close enough. Eat it all!
Me: But-
Vagina: You know, I'm feeling pretty horny. But I'm disgusting. But I'm SO horny! Fuck!
Me: Goddamit-
Brain: I'm happy. Wait, no I'm sad. Wait, wait, no I'm angry. Yes, very angry! Kill them all!
Me: Omg I just hit him in the face! I don't even KNOW HIM!
Brain: ...So?
Me: JUST. FUCKING. KILL. ME!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!

I Don’t Understand How…

this:

can ever be considered sexy… The people who can’t control it I understand, it’s not their fault and they usually WANT to gain weight and look healthier. But the fact that some girls think this is ideal beauty shocks me.

These women, these bodies are sexy and beautiful:

These women look like WOMEN. They have thighs and breasts and hips. Being HEALTHY is sexy, and I don’t care how many TV ads or magazine articles tell me otherwise, I will always think that a woman with curves is sexier than a woman that’s nothing but skin and bones. It makes me so upset when I see girls reblog pictures of super skinny girls here and say things like “I wish I was this skinny” or “I want to look just like her” when most of them are 5’ 5” and about 140 lbs. Newsflash, YOU ARE SKINNY, YOU JUST HAVE A SHAPE! Love it, because most men and women do.

(Sorry for my rant but I just don’t understand, smh)